Complete chaos ends in madness.

The air was damp, with salty humidity. Waves crashed against the lighthouse rocks.

A faint light in the horizon, bobbed up and down, sometimes seen and at others unseen

One castle stood against the deep blue sky, outlined by silver streaks of lightning.

He watched from within, eyes burning with passion, wordless silence, and deep breathing sounds.

They were coming; soon they’d be his slaves, victims of his clever ploy.

He rubbed his hands together in sinister joy, laughing that evil laugh.

His eyes turned into little slits on his face, the way evil eyes do.

His shoulders hunched and shook with his laugh, he threw back his evil head.

An ugly mouth opened wide revealing six yellow teeth. Yes, that’s right. Only six.

Last week he accidentally stumbled on his doormat while doing his evil dance.

His long wart ridden nose twitched in anticipation. If he weren’t bald, his hair would have stood on edge.

Thus the manifestation of all evil in the world, M. woozoolu jr. waited patiently for his victims.

They landed upon his shore, he started to drool

He ran down carefully avoiding the doormat to terrify the new arrivals.

He ran and ran and ran. And then he ran some more.

He ran face first into a large shoe and looked up in mortal terror.

His victims were fifty foot tall and he a mere three.

Quietly he tiptoed away, making not a sound.

Slithered away into the darkness, did he, ever so quietly.

Then the visitors trampled upon his garden, ate his carrots and used his castle as a toothpick.

M. Woozoolu jr ran to his papa and sniffled as he spoke.

This story cannot continue since am losing my mind.

Enough enough stop the madness…. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah…….